Meet The Man Who’s Lugging Around A Seven Pound Silicone Injected Penis

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Anyone who says that size doesn’t matter hasn’t met Micha, a German man with an important distinction: He’s rocking a penis so injected with silicone and saline that it currently weighs seven pounds and is impossible to hide from the naked eye.

Micha was interviewed by Vice Germany and he had a lot to say about his giant member and what it’s like to go through life with everyone staring at his dick:

VICE: The first time I saw you, I immediately noticed your gigantic bulge. Why did you enlarge your penis with silicone injections?
Micha: That’s kind of a long story. I think the whole thing started 20 years ago when I got a penis pump as a present. I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. But then it happened that I went out pumped up. And I realized that it was a good feeling.

And what do others think?

Do you face any issues because of your silicone penis in your daily life?
I lead a normal life. I go to work, buy groceries, go to bars, clubs, and to the movies. I usually try to make sure it isn’t too obvious. But I guess it isn’t as easy buying a new pair of pants.

How does your penis affect your sex life?
After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it.

You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play. I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.

The entire interview (with NSFW photos) can be found here. While Micha’s penis is listed at approximately seven pounds, Redbook suggests that it could weigh closer to ten, which is almost the weight of a human head. That’s probably not information you wanted to know, but there it is; do with it what you will.

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