New ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ Footage Punches The Robot

My how you’ve changed, Megan Fox.

I’m not sure what the phrase “punches the robot” means, but I suppose it could signify putting so many quick cuts into a film I can’t tell which robot is punching which. Or maybe it’s the insistence of Hollywood to try to make Shia LaBeouf happen.  It’s a mystery.

Anyway, a new TV spot for Transformers: Punching the Robot — which Michael Bay promises will be “dork-free” — premiered during the Daytona 500 this weekend.  Perfectly apt.  I only watch the Daytona 500 to see cars exploding, so this trailer is relevant to my interests.  Just kidding; I wasn’t even aware the Daytona 500 was happening.  Yay, alcohol.

The TV spot is after the jump, along with a GAMMASQUAD EXCLUSIVE story board from another sequel Bay’s trying to get involved in:

I don’t think they’re going to take his input.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/B1cc4NAbPpg?fs=1&hl=en_US