Three things:
1. I am only buying my condoms from Condomania from now on. My condos, too.
2. Condomania compiled data to discover “which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms,” i.e. they paid off some hobos to rummage through bedroom trash for used rubbers. Here’s what they found.
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi
3. Either people from Georgia, which is noticeably absent, are so huge, they’d make North Dakota look like North Carolina, or no one from the Peach State has a penis. I’m thinking the second option.
(via Getty Image, via Time)