Being a porn star is one of those things that probably sounds more fun than it actually is. Getting paid to have sex? Great! Getting paid to have sex, while you’re being waterboarded? Not so much. As part of their “Ask A Porn Star” series, Woodrocket, the purveyors of such fine, deliciously titled smut as Strokémon and Gnardians of the Galaxy, asked a number of adult film actresses to detail the kinkiest scene they’ve ever been a part of. Answers included getting electrocuted, triple penetration, and my new favorite sentence, “I’m kind of well known for farting glitter.” Also, one woman allowed a man to pee into her butt, which is just good sportsmanship.
Do porn stars get Employee of the Month certificates? They should. “And this month’s best worker is… Knob Gobbler, who participated in a hardcore gangbang and shoved an entire mandolin inside her, all in the same day. For her tenacity, here’s a gift certificate for $20 at Chili’s. Don’t spend it all in one place. But seriously, nice work.” What say you, Lee Roy Myers?
P.S. please leave hot sauce sex to the professionals. Thank you.