November 11 marks the Chinese National Singles’ Day, or Guanggun Jie, which is chosen for the connection between the date 11/11 and the number one, which as we all know is representative of being single. In honor of this most depressing day, Someecards solicited singles to tweet the reasons why they’re single with the hashtag #SingleForever. The resulting tweets ranged from the “funny ha ha” to the “funny sad” to just “kinda sad.” We’ve rounded up some of the best ones, and here are our favorites:
Spent all day eating in bed, while talking to dudes on tinder about how I was eating in bed all day. #singleforever
— ewica, duh. (@ericalayser) November 2, 2015
I own a flip phone. #SingleForever pic.twitter.com/jMcQWiTejF
— Matt Keohan (@MrKeohan) November 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/kriswernowsky/status/664468868014977029
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/664128065283469316
https://twitter.com/KFreehams/status/664102566016348160
https://twitter.com/Bez/status/664444564233658368
95% of the time I choose garlic over kissing #SingleForever
— Peggy O'Leary (@aunt_peggyo) November 10, 2015
This is my fridge. #singleforever pic.twitter.com/aIjzn7uR6c
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) November 9, 2015
I'm to good at masturbating to be in a relationship #SingleForever
— Thottie Breaker (@Lil_CHXPO) November 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/katethewasp/status/664446686924816384
https://twitter.com/Pieter_Geyser/status/664486777147801600
https://twitter.com/MeghanRadespiel/status/664138186118062085
https://twitter.com/HollynHeron/status/664462391711690753
I wear things like this…in public #SingleForever pic.twitter.com/oee39CbAGy
— Whitney (@turnd0wn4whit) November 11, 2015
I’m not single, but seeing as I just finished lunch, inspiration struck and I made my own #SingleForever tweet. Feel free to leave your own reason why you’re single in the comments, where you’ll be safe and anonymous.
If I wasn't married this picture of my cat licking an empty Lean Cuisine would be the perfect #SingleForever tweet. pic.twitter.com/epVjoHl0aV
— Ritzo (@StaceyRitzen) November 11, 2015
(Via BroBible)