Smug Sulu Returns With Your Captions

Last week, I asked you, our readers, to caption this image. And you did so with taste, class, aplomb, and lots of gay jokes. Here are our favorites, courtesy of:
porkythefirst
Linm00
Carl Spackler
Jumpman
daspocka
redshirt
Digital Wonderbread
You all win my eternal love and respect. Don’t worry, I’ll bring it to your house, maybe leave some of it on your doorstep.