If you are, like me, a fan of the the Daily Show, then you probably thought “I can’t wait to see what Jon Stewart does with this” the minute you heard that Herman Cain was involved in yet ANOTHER sex scandal, this time the revelation of a 13-year affair. Although, in fairness to Herman Cain, I suppose we should give him credit for maintaining any kind of relationship for 13 years in this era of sham, Kardashian-style romance. Of course, Cain is claiming that he was merely “friends” with this woman that he lavished gifts on and called multiple times per day for 13 years, so, um, yeah, RIGHT!
“Wow. Thirteen years, no sex,” Stewart said incredulously. “Either one of these two is lying, or Herman Cain is the worst deal closer in the history of extramarital affairs.”
Seriously, WHAT THE HELL HERMAN CAIN?! Did you not think that years of going around trying to f*ck everything with a heartbeat as if you were Marlon Brando in NYC in the 50s would come back to haunt you under the microscope of a goddamn presidential campaign? This guy is either more clueless than Basil Fawlty or he has titanium balls the size of California.
Video in two parts after the jump.
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