Because the internet will never run out of creative steam, a new Twitter meme has women naming their vaginas after the last movie they saw. That’s literally it. It’s like coming up with your porn star name by combining the name of your childhood pet with the name of the street you grew up on, only with something as arbitrary as the name of a movie you saw. Also, why can’t boys participate in this meme? I don’t see why it wouldn’t work for a penis name. (Although, if it’s to my understanding, most men already have names for their penis.)
Having said that, the results have been predictably somewhat amusing, although whether people are being 100 percent honest with the title of the actual last movie they saw is another matter entirely. For the record, the last movie I saw was Big Trouble In Little China, I believe. What does that say about my vagina?! I hope there’s not going to be any “big trouble” down there if you know what I mean, LOL! (Even I don’t know what I mean.)
Anyway, here are some examples, starting out with funny lady Margaret Cho.
Miracle on 34th Street pic.twitter.com/p2T5hxFcXE
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) August 22, 2016
In a 'Name Your Vagina' game:
"Queen of the Desert"
Is the movie that I last saw.
What is yours?!— Arwen Aungle (@ArwenAungle) August 23, 2016
You know that name your vagina from the last movie you watched thing? Well mines 'How to be Single' and it's too funny 😂
— oceana 🦩 (@oceana_bleuu) August 24, 2016
Name your vagina by the last movie you watched… well… Mine would be Miracle in Cell No. 7 then 😂 pic.twitter.com/S1dhP0XrSy
— 💜 시티 💜 (@sassy_ct) August 24, 2016
Name your vagina with the last film you watched: The Exorcist.
— Cerys (@Panderys83) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/JamesDarlingxxx/status/768285707626422273
https://twitter.com/femmelmr/status/768444242020532224
Really dug "Let the Right One In"–I'm a sucker for horror–and then I saw the "name your vagina using the last movie you saw" meme. Yeah.
— Maggie Smith (@maggiesmithpoet) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/Christinaa_A/status/768297993929752577
OKAY, I have to admit that last one was pretty damn funny.
(Via Mashable)