Justin Bieber And His Illegal Pet Monkey May Have Just Caused The Next Pandemic

The Bieber Meltdown Watch continues, and it keeps getting better and better.

JUSTIN Bieber’s pet monkey was seized by customs after the star sneaked it into Europe on a private jet.

What.

The increasingly wacky singer, 19, faces prosecution in Munich as he did not have papers for Mally.

“Wacky.”

Pop star Bieber fueled fears over his erratic behaviour by insisting his pet went with him on a transatlantic flight. The star broke strict health laws by sneaking the primate into Germany in his private jet.

Ahem.

Last night a source said: “Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us. He didn’t think about the potential risks of flying a monkey from one continent to another…He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken it has been put in quarantine…He seems as fond of Mally as Michael Jackson was of his chimp Bubbles.”

I dunno, I’m getting a Ross and Marcel vibe, in that everyone hates Bieber. Cuba, you’re our only hope.

(Via the Sun)