Two years ago Seth Rogen set the bar for monologues at the Independent Spirit Awards, and last night friend of the program Patton Oswalt put his stamp on the event with a twelve minute plus routine that gave precisely zero f*cks, taking shots at the films, the low budget awards, the actors, and Bruce Dern. Especially Bruce Dern.
Things really get humming around the five minute mark. “Bruce you’re old!”
Catch the winners of the Oscars pre-party here. If you need me I’ll be setting odds on a Patton Oswalt-Bruce Dern street brawl.