Comedian Aristotle Georgeson says in this YouTube video complied of various Vine clips that he has “a girlfriend who gets scared really easily. Like, WAY too easily.” To be fair, I feel like most people would get scared if someone was repeatedly and constantly screaming at them at the top of their lungs, and this guy is kind of a dick. But counterpoint: it’s also really hilarious. Jesus. My husband has a loud sneeze and I get pissed at him. If I was in a relationship with this guy I probably would have ripped his testicles clear off of his body by now.
And seriously, while she’s curling her eyelashes? Dude that is just so wrong.