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Nobody else needs to do a parody of “10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman” because Funny or Die has already nailed it in the best way possible.
“10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man” shows a lone man walking the streets of New York City and having a pretty awesome day. He gets networking requests, free footballs, job offers, a bottle of sunscreen, free Chipotle, a Starbucks gift card (“Pumpkin spice season, son!”), and a whole lot of high-fives. Eventually, the people crown him the King of New York and carry him around on his throne, complete with scepter and purple cape.
One man also comments, “Hey, you look really desirable, but I’m going to respect your privacy.” Really, this is what everyone wants, both men and women.
Stay for the final title screen, and remember, “If you want to help, please do nothing. Leave the patriarchy in place.”
(Source: Funny or Die)