https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQq7cBkjCYU
There are two kinds of people in life: those who can’t watch videos of people popping their enormous pimples, and those who can. I happen to fall in the latter category, so the video above, of a man exploding what he claims is a zit (but looks more like a sebaceous cyst) that’s been growing on his neck for 20 YEARS, is my jam. It’s wonderful and horrible and cathartic and, oh god, it looks like cottage cheese and jelly being squeezed through a Play-Doh Fun Factory. I can’t look away.