There are two types of people in this world, those addicted to the delicious guacamole available for just $1.95 at your nearest Chipotle and those who have checked themselves into a rehabilitation facility in an attempt to ween themselves off the stuff. (Though, why anyone would futilely try to fight that power is beyond comprehension.)
In an apparent effort to give the masses more control over their addictions, the burrito chain recently unveiled the secret recipe used to create that green substance of the gods.
THIS IS ALL YOU’LL NEED:
- 2 ripe Hass avocados (In the restaurant, we use 48 per batch, multiple times per day)
- 2 tsp lime juice
- 2 tbsp cilantro (chopped)
- 1/4 cup red onion (finely chopped)
- 1/2 jalapeño, including seeds (finely chopped)
- 1/4 tsp kosher salt
Wait, there’s no crack? Seriously? That’s surprising. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go blow my rent money on a shipping container’s worth of cilantro.
(Via Bustle)