In 2012, the Internet exploded with news that somewhere beyond the borders of America, in the great wide culinary world that so many of us yearn to visit, Pizza Hut had created something amazing: A pizza that featured straight-up hot dog bites in the crust. Unfortunately, Pizza Hut only made the pizza available in the U.K., which was good for American hearts but bad for the American spirit. Now, that’s all about to change.
According to Business Insider, the pizza — which features not only one topping (yay!), but 28 gourmet bites back into the crust — is coming to American shores in a little more than a week. Starting June 18, you’ll finally be able to taste what sausage, cheese and crust taste like all at once.
Supposedly, the pizza’s coming to boost the Hut’s (that’s what us cool people call it) lagging sales, but I refuse to believe that the same place that created and revolutionized the stuffed crust pizza is in any sort of trouble. This is just a gift from the pizza gods! Move over Frankenslice, your time in the sun is over!
(Via Business Insider, h/t Death and Taxes)