Hope you acted quickly on Prime Day, or else you missed the chance to buy Amazon’s best deal: a 55-gallon drum of lubricant. Passion Lubes’ barrel full of “natural, water-based” sex juice promises that with “its superb formula, you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials.” And all for the low, low price of $1,361.80, down from $2,500. Now THAT’S a deal, although some prudes on the internet didn’t think so.
https://twitter.com/MattMO2Go/status/621376162174910464
https://twitter.com/JonFrat/status/621287477563801600
Somewhere out there, a UPS driver is loading up a 55-gal drum of lubricant and 64oz jars of Skippy Peanut butter thinking #PrimeDayFail
— Matthew Harris (@MattHarrisAZ) July 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/LoriDianeSmith/status/621313866836762624
https://twitter.com/Squeaver/status/621316438364692481
Prime day deals are just like Black Friday .. A few good deals sprinkled all over a metric ton of crap. #PrimeDayFail
— joped (@joped) July 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/nicktation/status/621299073165983744
https://twitter.com/darth/status/621356619431972864
https://twitter.com/DELICIOUSKEK/status/621434037945651201
https://twitter.com/Wonder_Phoenix/status/621359927735357440
As bad as the Lightning Deals are, there's still a waitlist to save 36% on a 16 bar pack of soap! #PrimeDayFail pic.twitter.com/PCHkH9u0WH
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) July 16, 2015
It's like the yard sale of the Internet — just trying to unload a bunch of crap. #PrimeDayFail pic.twitter.com/zEkgKTVJFK
— The Mom Beat (@the_mombeat) July 15, 2015
A summary of how I feel about #PrimeDay @amazon #PrimeDayFail pic.twitter.com/fG7yAS5YMu
— Ani-Mia 🍥 (@AniMiaOfficial) July 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/bryanrbeal/status/621411991081590784
People waiting for #PrimeDay TV deals like…#PrimeDayFail pic.twitter.com/g8lDRJDaFi
— Zulai Serrano (@ZulaiSerrano) July 15, 2015
Fine. Just means more comically large amount of lube for me. And these guys:
They get it.