On Friday, Donald Trump made a pit stop in the nation’s heartland. He greeted “thousands” of supporters at the Oklahoma State Fair and spoke on a variety of Trump topics. He called his fellow candidates “lightweights” who rely upon other people’s money to run a campaign. He criticized the media, saying, “they don’t tell the truth.” He spoke of the “all talk and no action” that goes down in D.C., and he rambled about the illegal immigrant-busting wall he will build.
Also on Friday, Twitter stood as ground central for a fruitful hashtag, #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory. It didn’t take long for Twitter to conjure up some hilarious entries. If you were Donald Trump, where would your fingers go walking? Perhaps you’d go hunting for El Chapo or find out who’s “doing the raping.” Maybe you’d learn the definition of foreign policy or look up methods to offend the masses. And hair care tips.
Twitter got pretty brutal with Trump while imagining how he uses Google. Here are of the more hilarious responses to the hashtag. Some of entries are rather disgusting, so consider yourselves Trump warned. Let’s do this.
https://twitter.com/bekka_says/status/647554969202200576
https://twitter.com/Jarmadillos/status/647442895218192384
Hillary Clinton pantsuit cosplay #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
— ππππππππ π΅ππππ (@OGOrlandoJones) September 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/PolitiBunny/status/647515423986991104
Carly Fiorina nudes
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) September 25, 2015
WebMD Orange Skin #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
— C (@ZeShadeGod) September 25, 2015
#DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
How to avoid hard questions
How to avoid ex-wives
How to avoid strong winds
How to win back blacks women Latinos— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/BONNIELYNN2015/status/647493645419999232
https://twitter.com/holy_howell/status/647527214007873537
https://twitter.com/xLiserx/status/647518152969060358
#DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory "How do I get small woodland creatures to stop nesting in my toupeΓ©"
— β οΈ (@blackguy_ebooks) September 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/BilalSpeaks/status/647512757361881089
https://twitter.com/seankent/status/647530499288662017
https://twitter.com/HuskerStan/status/647418614597857280
How to survive bankruptcy #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
— Gregory Pizarro Jr. (@gregpizarrojr) September 25, 2015
Charms and Spells to protect me from the Mexicans #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory pic.twitter.com/FcbhVn2p9i
— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) September 25, 2015
– Ben Carson Net Worth
– Carly Fiorina Net Worth
– Jeb Bush Net Worth
– Jesus Net Worth— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 25, 2015
How to increase my chances of being the muggle president regardless of my former association with Voldemort.
— Harry Potter Stuff β―Ν (@TheHPfacts) September 25, 2015
#DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
What is sentient hair
What is sentient
How huge am I?— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) September 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/FeministicRom/status/647435219444887552
https://twitter.com/Jarmadillos/status/647431629992935424
Can money buy morals? #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) September 25, 2015
"Donald Trump" #DonaldTrumpsGoogleHistory
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) September 25, 2015