Once again, remarks Donald Trump made during old Howard Stern interviews are surfacing to cause even more headaches for the candidate, who is at this point just being bombarded with prior comments and accusations from women. Previously, it came out that Trump had joked with Stern about how “vagina is expensive,” and that his daughter Ivanka is “a piece of ass,” the latter even appearing on Stern alongside her father in 2006 where she laughed about him being a “sexual predator.”
This new footage takes us back to the year 2004, when Mean Girls came out and Lindsay Lohan was a huge star — albeit a slightly troubled one, as the public was starting to learn. So naturally Lohan’s name came up at one point during the interview, when Howard joked, “I bet eventually you’d trade her in for Lindsay Lohan, this Melania,” referring to Trump’s then-fiancee.
Presented below is a transcript of the conversation between the two men:
Trump: “What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?”
Stern: “I think she’s hot.”
Trump: “There’s something there right? But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”
Stern: “I’m not into freckles, but the red hair thing I like. I like her on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.”
Later, after discussing how Lohan has “a great name,” they continued the vulgar discussion.
Trump: “Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?”
[Robin Quivers: “Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing.”]
Stern: “Yes. Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is… Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?”
Trump: “Yeah, you’re probably right. She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”
Stern: “Because they’re looking for love, they’re looking for positive affirmation, they’re looking for a father figure who will love them and tell them they’re wonderful and they’ll never be enough. No matter many times you tell them they’re beautiful, no matter how many times you tell them you love them they want to suck it up more. They would drain you like a vampire until your head caved in if they could get more love.”
Trump: “Well I have a friend Howard who’s actually like a great Playboy, I mean, he really is. I don’t say this about men, this guy does very well. He runs silent, runs deep as they say, like a submarine. He will only look for a crazy women. He says, ‘Donald, Donald, please, please, I only want the crazy women.'”
Stern: “They’re desperate.”
Trump: “What is this guy all about. But for some reason, what I said is true. It’s just unbelievable. You don’t want to be with them for long term, but for the short term there’s nothing like it.”
On the grand scene of things, this would probably be closer to what Trump likes to call “locker room talk.” It’s no more incriminating than anything else he’s said, and not even out of the ordinary for a Howard Stern interview from back in the day. (The guy has noticeably softened up in recent years.) Still, when you consider that these are two 50-something men discussing what it would be like to have sex with a troubled 18-year-old girl, it’s still pretty disgusting and hardly “presidential” to say the least.
You can listen to the full interview segment below.
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UPDATE! Lohan responds:
Lindsay Lohan's response to Trump is more presidential than anything he's said this entire election (h/t @KFILE) pic.twitter.com/to1I2MCGOc
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 14, 2016
(Via CNN)