FIFA 16, the latest installment in the best-selling sports video game franchise in the world (and first to include female players), is receiving excellent reviews. Gamespot called it “gloriously new,” while the Guardian added, “FIFA‘s breathtaking scope secures yet another silver pot for an already heaving trophy cabinet.” But the strongest assessment came from 20-year-old Bradley, also known as “Eazy B” on Twitter. He tweeted “Bye, Danni,” referring to his 18-year-old boyfriend, and added a photo of FIFA 16 for Xbox One.
https://twitter.com/BradleyMeasor/status/647135625599156224
Harf harf harf, men love video games and ignoring women and scratching their balls and According to Jim repeats! But then, the knockout:
https://twitter.com/dannibishopp/status/647138797336051712
#TeamDanni. (The reviews for The Mighty One are spectacular, too. “The heart-shaped bunny ears do not caress the clitoris, as well as the original design and the vibrating shaft is just an unpleasant sensation” is a strong one-star evaluation, but my personal favorite is the comment that begins, “So, I just received this item today as I’m currently in a long distance relationship…” There’s a lot going on there. Maybe she can hook up with Bradley?
Danni’s too good for him.
(Via BuzzFeed)