“Talk to the hand” will never die, as long as there are still stock photo models around. Anyway, as much as we’d like to think otherwise, there are very few good ways to breakup with someone — throwing their stuff out a window is too clichéd, but NOT setting their vinyl collection on fire feels like you’re not doing enough, either. Here’s a good idea for a bad situation, though: send them on a scavenger hunt, as one woman did to her no good, cheating man.
If the guy’s anything like me, his TV is in an abandoned strip mall bathroom. Ah, memories.