I’ve only surfed the Rift — I assume that’s the way douchebags talk about the Oculus Rift — once, during the Game of Thrones: The Exhibition tour. I “climbed” the Wall. I fell off and died, because much like Jon Snow, I know nothing. It was terrifying, but at least I didn’t have to watch people bone while looking like a member of Daft Punk. Complex filmed “Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtual Reality Viewers,” which is a fancy way of saying, “VR BOOBS.”
Is there any new technology that didn’t eventually became a conduit for viewing porn? I’m sure there’s someone out there who masturbated to Echo the Dolphin on Sega Game Gear.