If you happen to reside on the East coast, you can probably expect a powerful thrust of weather on Tuesday, according to this penis-shaped AccuWeather map found on NJ.com that predicts flash flooding and up to 2 inches of rain per hour. If located in the affected areas, you’ll probably want to wear protection if you venture outdoors. Preferably a pair of rubbers and a rain jacket. The brutally hard, merciless pounding you’re going to take is going to leave you otherwise soaked.
(Via NJ.com)