In order to produce a successful adult film, sometimes you just have to cut to the chase. No one has time to sit through your protagonists getting dinner and a movie before the hardcore sexing happens — I mean, this isn’t a Nicholas Sparks film for for Christ’s sake — so sometimes things have to be a little implausible to keep things light. And that’s okay. But that doesn’t mean that it’s not still completely hilarious, as someone on the always insightful AskReddit asked in a thread Tuesday: “What’s your favorite porn logic?”
Reddit answered with some of the best and dumbest tropes ruling the X-rated industry. Here are some of our favorites, starting with the tried and true “girlfriend’s mom threesome.”
Just hope the kids are already asleep! 
IRL most people don’t have handy enema kits lying around to prevent this sort of thing:
As several Redditors pointed out, not necessarily unheard of in the Bible Belt:
To be fair, I’ve known a few lawyers with tribal tattoos… No comment on their intelligence.
Women don’t really get turned on by creepers peeping from the bushes?
Maybe this is why taxi drivers where I live always claim that “the machine is broke.”
It’s probably more comfortable than it looks:
Same goes…
Fair points all around, here:
And finally…
