What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while intoxicated? Here, I’ll go first. Let’s see… There was that time I tried to eat a Nerf dart because I thought it was a cheese puff, but honestly, what normal person keeps bowls of Nerf darts on their coffee table? Then there was that other time I left my shoe in a night club and my friend had to go back and get it for me (to be fair, it was during my bachelorette party), that time I fell asleep at karaoke… and that other time I fell asleep at karaoke… Okay, you know what, this isn’t about me.
At any rate, the worst thing you’ve done while drunk probably doesn’t even hold a candle to some of the stunts in this Funniest Drunk Fails compilation from Fail Army, just in time for Saint Patrick’s Day — arguably the second drunkest holiday of the year, right behind New Year’s Eve. Laugh because you’ve never attempted drunken piggyback racing, jumping from a second floor railing onto a beer pong table, or falling into a bush. Or have you?
Beware that there is a vertical video film warning with these because, well, drunk people can’t film horizontally. Watch at your own risk.