Jimmy Kimmel Asks Couples To Reveal How Many Times Per Month They Have Sex


Jimmy Kimmel
once again hilariously put couples on the spot outside of his studio on Hollywood Boulevard by asking them how many times per month they have sex. Of course the Newlywed Game-esque twist being that each couple has to write down a number without their partner seeing it, to find out if their numbers align — with ostensibly hilarious consequences.

First up were Jay and Connie, a couple from Ann Arbor, Michigan who have been married for 25 “magical” years, as Connie put it. When it was finally time to reveal their results, Connie answered with an equally as magical “seven-and-a-half” times — which I am not even going to begin to speculate the meaning of — whereas Jay admitted to an astonishing “mutch to much” [SIC], to Jimmy’s amusement.

Next were Sophie and Russ, newlyweds married for almost a year. (In other words, bom chicka wah wah.) Their answers were likewise not far off from one another, and also pretty impressive considering the fact that they apparently live with her mother, sister, sister’s fiancee, and four animals.

So there you have it. If crazy Jay and Connie are doing it that much, plus Sophie and Russ in whatever Too Many Cooks type of living situation they’ve got going on — then what’s your excuse?