The Funniest Tweets About The Third Presidential Debate

"and then he said, 'no one has more respect for women than I do'" pic.twitter.com/Q5QtJ95S7j

— blake (@grittneyspears) October 20, 2016

I bet Trump also invites, let's say, Jeremiah Wright and a cigar. Hillary invites the Ghosts of XMas Past, Present & Future. #Debates2016

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) October 19, 2016

TRUMP DEBATE GUESTS
-putin, (shirtless, oiled)
-facetimed jared fogle
-american sniper bluray
-stack of print outs from drudge comments

— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) October 18, 2016

HILLARY: “I invited a special guest of my own: Osama bin Laden.”

*gestures to empty chair*

*plays with granddaughter for next 89 minutes*

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) October 19, 2016

If you were counting how long it would take Donald to mention someone wronging him, the answer is 15 seconds. #debatenight

— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) October 20, 2016

trump repeating "wrong" is a classic tactic from the ancient art of arguing in cheesecake factory

— DESUS & MERO on VICELAND (@DesusandMeroVL) October 20, 2016

REAGAN: I’m not frightened by what lies ahead, and the American people aren't frightened

TRUMP: ISIS controls Applebees

— Daniel Lin (@danwlin) October 20, 2016

ppl like "what's with Hilary's pantsuit, she looks like a interplanetary leader from the future"
FUCKING
DUH
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT

— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) October 20, 2016

nobody has more respect for nasty women than i do.

— Eva D. Gramana (@davegramana) October 20, 2016

Watch: Chris Wallace had to shush the crowd after they laughed when Trump said "nobody has more respect for women than I do." pic.twitter.com/bkathsU3Lu

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) October 20, 2016

"no one has more respect for women than me" pic.twitter.com/FPHkHMff5H

— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe) October 20, 2016

For the record, Hillary soberly explaining Obamacare made Trump think she's "such a nasty woman."

It's over, Donny. Bye. #debates

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 20, 2016

I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 20, 2016

It's a brain that thinks "say she's such a nasty woman" and also thinks, "lean into the mic for it."

— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) October 20, 2016

"Nobody has more respect for women than I do" – Trump . #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/0BTtRb8q70

— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) October 20, 2016

Perhaps Janet Jackson should be invited to Clinton's presidential inauguration to perform "Nasty"

— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) October 20, 2016

Nasty women. Taco trucks. The Hillary administration is going to be glorious.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 20, 2016

If you're a Trump supporter, the message from tonight's debate was: There's no need to vote. Win or lose, he'll claim he won… #debatenight

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 20, 2016

Wallace: Will you not commit to peaceful transfer of power?
Trump:"I'll keep you in suspense."
Clinton: Thats "horrifying."

— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) October 20, 2016

MODERATOR: When you lose, you're gonna be chill, right?
TRUMP: No.
MODERATOR: Great let's move on like this is normal

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 20, 2016

Donald Trump wants to keep us in suspense about trying to lead a second civil war and usurp power when he loses? God help us all.

— brandon wenerd (@brandonwenerd) October 20, 2016

*cop pulls me over*
Cop: "Have you been drinking tonight?"
Me: "I'll keep you in suspense"

— ShadowBeatz (@ShadowBeatz) October 20, 2016

Imagine feeling so entitled to a job you're totally unqualified for that you're willing to endanger lives & democracy when you don't get it.

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 20, 2016

How dare you deny the results of an American election. You bitchily accept them, like Al Gore. #debatenight

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 20, 2016

The thing where Trump says something and his aides later say that isn't really what he said is always interesting.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 20, 2016

Why are folks surprised Trump won't accept the election results when we already know he's bad at taking no for an answer? #debatenight

— Travon (@Travon) October 20, 2016

Spoke to a lot of undecided voters in Ohio for whom The Apprentice getting robbed of an Emmy was their main issue. #debatenight

— Peter Grosz (@petergrosz) October 20, 2016

If you actually watched all 3 presidential debates but are still "undecided" then ya brain broke

— huntigula (@huntigula) October 20, 2016

NY's hottest club is #NastyWoman. It has everything. Rigged Emmys. Bad hombres. Donald rejecting two centuries of American democracy.

— Stefon on 2020 (@StefonOn2020) October 20, 2016

good god i hope this is true #debatenight pic.twitter.com/AFQvRyNZQo

— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) October 20, 2016

Welp, guess it didn't work out. pic.twitter.com/xV6aSyVlZI

— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) October 20, 2016

trump: me and putin are not best friends

[putin snaps the bff chain off his neck and kicks his desk]

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) October 20, 2016

How about a comprmise here. Lets keep right for woman to choose but also allow fetuses to own assault weapons

— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) October 20, 2016

Trump talking about creating millions of new jobs – Billy Bush at home saying, "Well you lost me mine!"

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 20, 2016

Well, there you have it. A highly intelligent, experienced woman just debated a giant orange Twitter egg. Your move, America. #debate

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 20, 2016

You know, I think people are just pissed they're rebooting the Clinton administration with a female lead

— Joss Whedon (@joss) October 18, 2016

"Boys will be boys."

Ok then women will be Presidents.

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) October 18, 2016

My favorite part of the debate was November 8th.

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) October 20, 2016