Truth #1: Long fake fingernails, a bit of a no-no when you’re sticking your entire hand, y’know.
Truth #2: Speaking of, yeah, that many fingers? Probably not.
Truth #3: Putting a stiletto shoe inside someone’s body? THAT’S A DEALBREAKER, LADIES.
It’s a bombardment of truth bombs. Thank you to “Davey Wavey” for clearing up these shameful misconceptions. Your tireless work will one day result in an adult video that depicts an honest lesbian relationship, assuming the distributor can get the rights to use Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One.”