Hey did you hear that white hero Gwyneth Paltrow won an Emmy? FOR A GUEST APPEARANCE ON F*CKING GLEE, NATURALLY! Of course she did! Which is exactly why I did everything in my power to ignore the stupid Emmys Sunday night. If Ron Freakin’ Swanson can’t even get a nomination — I mean, COME ON!
So now, via her GOOP internet email newsletter thing, THIS…
Emmys Scrapbook
So nearly two weeks ago, getting everyone settled in back to school mode, I woke up to a huge surprise: I had won a Creative Arts Emmy for my guest role on Glee! This was especially meaningful, as my father (who made great TV shows back in the day—”The White Shadow”, “St. Elsewhere”) had been nominated and lost the Emmys nine times. So I’m pretty chuffed about the whole thing. And my dad would have been over the moon. Anyway, I was asked to present at the big Emmy telecast so I hopped on a plane! And may I please thank Ryan Murphy for thinking up Holly Holliday and deciding to call me up about her. Wow. And thanks to the whole Glee family who are among some of the best people I’ve ever had the good fortune to work with.
Love,
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She then goes on to detail the moment by moment events of her weekend, and it all begins with here…
My journey to the Emmys starts Saturday morning in Paris where I stayed at the new and very gorgeous hotel Shangri-La Hotel, after a friend’s birthday dinner.
You know what — I can’t even give this justice. She has truly topped herself this time. Just go read it if you’re looking for a reason to hate people.