The 10 Best Tweets About Gwyneth/Chris Martin ‘Uncoupling’

The GOOP website announced that America's Sourhearts Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating — er, “consciously uncoupling” — after 10 years. Avast: Another sliding door is opened. 

Twitter took to the news with some decent cynicism. Here are the 10 best tweets I found about the separation, plus one of my own to start it off. Put on “The Scientist,” weep, and take it all in. 

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