As far as I'm concerned, the World Cup isn't so much an opportunity to admire stunning feats of athleticism as it is to ogle the sport's assortment of hardbodied players, and I've no doubt spent far more time Google Image Searching shirtless photos of Cristiano Ronaldo than tuning in to the actual matches. So what better way to end the whole thing than with a truly adorable victory selfie by German players Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger (who kind of looks like Kenneth from “Mad Men,” incidentally) following today's 1-0 win over Argentina? The bromantic photo op almost makes three weeks of putting up with hordes of insufferable bandwagon soccer fans seem worth the aggravation. (I said almost.)
AHA! pic.twitter.com/iK5hbfm7Hr
– Lukas-Podolski.com (@Podolski10) July 13, 2014