From the moment Apple introduced Face ID on the iPhone X, the question became “What practical use does this have?” There’s still no answer to that question, but the iPhone X’s first buyers have quickly decided that there is a core use it must be put to: Making Apple’s animoji sing Queen, talk like Trump, and otherwise screw around like obscene Looney Tunes. Warning, some not-precisely-work-safe videos in the collection below!
Since the first iPhone X’s have arrived, so have the emoji videos. There is, of course, some gloating:
To all the #iPhoneX haters pic.twitter.com/ahWlyrIA9N
— T9Knauf (@XKnaufX) November 5, 2017
And of course, some screwing around (if you’re detecting a theme, yes, the chicken emoji does indeed turn up a lot):
A little gift from the new iPhone X… pic.twitter.com/jzSDcyEK6s
— Michael Hartman (@michaelhrtmn4) November 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/trapshaman/status/926897873383559169
Well the new iPhone X did turn me into Bugs Bunny… so there’s that 🥕 pic.twitter.com/fz1WxhYRAT
— Eric Bauza (@bauzilla) November 4, 2017
Hubs got his new iPhone X and this is my future. pic.twitter.com/4rHBtjH5SQ
— manbearcat (@manbearkitten) November 4, 2017
By far the most common use is making adorable animals sing sometimes wildly inappropriate songs:
I made a thing. 🤘🏻 #AnimojiKaraoke #ACDC #iPhoneX #moneywellspent pic.twitter.com/tGHxVZhkSi
— Duncan Birnie (@duncanbirnie) November 5, 2017
IPhone X https://t.co/Er4dSExypQ
— Noticias Apple (@noticiaiOS) November 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/nuttmedia/status/927167983960461313
https://twitter.com/memealuvzCL/status/927448246342926336
https://twitter.com/KinggAndres/status/927269370841120768
https://twitter.com/doc_ryan/status/927124609090035714
But really, this technology seems engineered for the dad joke. Many, many parents appear to be using this to troll their children:
https://twitter.com/tamiitorress/status/927291777219837952
My dad got the iPhone X pic.twitter.com/aHZD5AlAMu
— kaleigh mills (@WizKaleighfa) November 5, 2017
Also, Keith Olbermann got one and has been unleashing his inner Mike Huckabee:
The new iPhone X will have endless political applications and implications. pic.twitter.com/TfkTiZ1YA2
— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) November 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/927530955056836608/video/1
So, yeah, expect a lot of these videos to turn up and keep turning up until they flame out like every other meme, or become a common mode of communication. A world where everybody logs in as an emoji to the work chat and you see an alien call out Carol from Accounting, who is a fox, while Bob from HR, as the chicken, tries to be the mediator is a potential future just a few years away. Well, we can’t say we weren’t warned.