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Why ‘World War Z’ Is The Zombie Movie For People With Zombie Fatigue |Gamma Squad|
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LOLNFL: More Minicamp and Other Off Season Stuff |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
13 Screwball Film Industry Slang Terms |Mental Floss|
Hey It’s Me! The D*ck Who Brought An iPad To The Concert! |College Humor|
10 Key Thoughts on the Most Insane NBA Finals Game in Years |Grantland|
5 Things Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy) |Cracked|
Casting Descriptions for “Star Wars VII” Characters Suggests J.J. Abrams Hates Overweight People |Pajiba|
41 Historically Bizarre Deaths |Clip Nation|