It’s rare that a bad day starts with a new Parry Gripp video. If you can listen to, say, Space Unicorn and still be sad, you probably have problems. Anyway, the new one’s called “Hamster Yawning in Your Face.” Enjoy the strange looks from people wondering what the f*ck you’ve been accidentally singing later today. [ParryGripp – see also: the Parry Gripp Interview]
MORNING LINKS
Week In Review: Can You Feel Him Now? The Verizon Guy Speaks Out. |Uproxx|
ABC cancels its soap operas. Oh no, what will people who don’t change channels watch now? |WarmingGlow|
How Bryan Singer would’ve fixed Star Trek. |GammaSquad|
The Sacramento Kings moving to Anaheim, because the LA area totally needed another basketball franchise. |WithLeather|
The KSK sex/fantasy mailbag. |KSK|
Get your pledge bros together! Hangover has new posters! |FilmDrunk|
Oh hell yeah I’d eat a baby cake. I love the guy who made this. Michelle, get on it. |TheDailyWhat|
Lindy’s Your Highness review funnier and more concise than any I’ve written yet again, that twat. |TheStranger|
Barry Bonds convicted of lying, but not perjury. Huh. |BostonStool|
Kenny Powers spotted at Yankees game. |NYCStool|
This blonde is making some cheetahs her bitch. |Guyism|
Ha. Famously bisexual author Bret Easton Ellis compares Glee to “stepping in a puddle of HIV.” |TheSuperficial|
Superman will get beaten up by a girl, because we can’t get enough of this plot device. |WWTDD|
Five movies and TV shows you didn’t know had nip slips. |TheSmokingJacket|
Star of Katy Perry porn parody is missing some key attributes. |Clutch|
25 insane face tattoos |HolyTacos|
Ellen Page joins Jesse Eisenberg in Woody Allen’s latest turgid discussion about categorical etc. |ScreenJunkies|
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