In His Head, Derrick Williams Was About To Hit The Dunk Of The Year

Try playing ‘Sweet Georgia Brown’ behind this clip for added effect.

In his head, Derrick Williams was about to hit the Dunk Of The Year. Guys on SportsCenter were gonna say things like “with authority!” and people on the Internet were gonna talk about how the guy behind him was “posterized,’ whether he was anywhere near the shot or not. He was gonna get endorsements. Commercials. Wacky ads where Dwyane Wade wipes sweat from his brow and is all, “whew! This yard work is hard, but not as hard as trying to defend DERRICK WILLIAMS!”

Instead, he bounces the ball off the backboard, fails miserably and ends up on here next to Nick Young lay-ups and Tony Parker free throws. Execute, buddy.