You’ve likely heard “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” before. It is Mozart’s best composition and arguably his most recognizable work. It was originally written for two violins, a viola, and a cello but these days any ol’ string orchestra will do.
What does that have to do with the woman in the video? Well, nothing really but now you’re more educated about the finer things in life. Now you can truly appreciate the nuances of the music, the peaks and valleys, the crescendo and you stopped reading this a long time ago, didn’t you?
Dammit I tried. I tried really hard to make this about the music. I hate you all.
https://youtu.be/UDXUDehUgIQ
Ma’am, you have quite the talent. I would watch an entire boobs of your symphony. Wait, sorry. I would watch an entire symphony of your boobs. Neither of those make sense but whatever, it’s utterly fascinating.