Katy Perry dressed like a Cheeto for Halloween. We know this because she was carrying around a Cheetos bag with handles on it, fashioned into a trick or treat bag — kind of like how Halloween costumes in the ’80s had a smock with a picture of the thing you were supposed to be on the smock, just in case it wasn’t clear by the disgusting mask you were breath-sweating all up.
Otherwise I probably would not have guessed that this was supposed to be a Cheetos costume:
Things I would have guessed this costume was supposed to be:
- A big orange turd
- A big orange dildo
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So in the great Katy Perry-Taylor Swift rivalry, assuming that everything they do is “against” the other one, I’m sadly going to have to award the Halloween Costume point to Taylor Swift.