As you may recall, exactly one year ago today we featured the Reddit AMA of a guy named “DoubleDickDude” who has a condition called diphallia which meant that he was born with two functional penises. Since then DoubleDickDude, who is still keeping his anonymity, has become something of an internet celebrity, boasting a pretty solid following on his (very NSFW) Twitter and Tumblr accounts.
Now going by Diphallic Dude, he’s just released an e-memoir on Amazon that goes into even more depth than his Reddit AMA about his childhood, adolescent years and plenty of salacious details which is of course what we all want to know about.
Rolling Stone caught up with the Diphallic Dude to ask him some burning questions about his condition and new book earlier this week — although now he’s claiming that both of his penises are ten inches, not six and seven as he stated in the AMA. Here’s a few of the more interesting tidbits we learned, starting with why he decided to write a book:
There are still a few questions that come through that weren’t asked before, and I realized that there are still people who are genuinely curious. From girls who want to know how to handle their boyfriend being uncircumcised to guys wanting to know if they’re gay or bisexual because my equipment turned them on. Really, it just stuns me almost a year later that people are still reaching out to me. So I thought I should put a book together and use that to answer questions; but also give voice to people who might feel lost in the cracks. Even today bisexual people like myself are given more grief than you’d realize. We’re still “confused” or “cowards,” “too afraid to admit we’re gay.” Which is a load of crap.
On why he maintains anonymity:
If I were to reveal my identity, my life would never, ever be the same. Nothing would be the same for me again. I received countless interview requests within the first month of my Reddit AMA. Everything from interviews on news shows, offers for my own reality show, magazine and newspaper interviews, offers to do porn. You name it, I got it in spades. I turned them all down.
The best way and easiest way to explain it is like this: If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone. Anyone he cared for would be scrutinized and a target. Anywhere he went, people would know who he was and have expectations of him. He would have no “alone” time and no freedom. If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me. My neighbors would know the guy with two dicks lived next door. The butcher at the grocery store would know, the girl at the drive-thru would probably find out. I’d never be able to do anything the same way again. I’d get asked to take them out and show them to people randomly. That’s not a cool idea if you ask me.
On his number of sexual partners:
I used to guesstimate somewhere in the high hundreds. If I think back to my first time ’til now, probably more like over a thousand partners since then. Two of the funniest reactions were probably when a girl thought it was a prosthetic and went to pull one of them off and realized it was real. She started shrieking with laughter and almost hyperventilated. The other one was a guy I met since my AMA, who identifies as straight, that said, “I’m going to blow you because I want to piss off all my gay buddies.” It cracked me up at first but then when he actually started doing the deed I was impressed.
On what it’s like to injure your two penises (OW):
One time, I was with a girl, putting one in front, one in back and during the climax I tore the skin between my penises at the base. It healed without stitches, but it hurt like hell. Another time, I was double-penetrating a guy who was extremely loose in the back end. I’d been hammering them both in for probably an hour or two and he kept baring down which almost pushed them out a few times. Near the end he bared down extremely hard which pushed his inside against me and my right one ended up going at an angle that made it bend and pop out in mid-thrust. The bend hurt almost more than the torn skin. It broke a blood vessel in the right one that took a long time to heal.
The whole interview is a fascinating read of you have time, or you know — go buy his book. It only costs $7.99 which is I feel like is a lot less than I would be willing to pay to learn about a guy with two dicks.
(Rolling Stone via Reddit)