The only person who loves T-Mobile shill Kim Kardashian more than her husband, Kanye West? Kim herself. So until the day The National Narcissist launches, she’ll have to make do with Love Magazine as her personal Pinterest board. For the next issue, Kardashian posed with a cigarette, bleached brows, and in an apparent ode to J.K. Simmons on SNL, no pants.
You can see the NSFW spread here, thanks to @MolestMeKardash (who also answered the question no one asked: does anyone have @MolestMeKardash?), or the edited pic below.
Fun fact: this pose was inspired by pooping.