People On Twitter Didn’t Seem Concerned That Harrison Ford Was ‘Seriously Injured’

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When we received news about Harrison Ford’s plane crash and read claims that he was “seriously” or “critically” injured, we were worried. None of us were prepared to lose a man so important to our film-going lives. But, very quickly, reactions went from concern to jokes. And, for the most part, the jokes were all the same. Luckily, Ford is doing OK — because if he went out in a blaze of bad Twitter jokes, he’d have no choice but to haunt us all and kick all our asses as a ghost.

Here are the most common Harrison Ford jokes we saw on Twitter.

Many blamed a certain furry co-pilot:

https://twitter.com/TomAdelsbach/status/573653332427866112

A ton of people referenced the movie Six Days Seven Nights in what is the first time anyone has referenced or even remembered the movie Six Days Seven Nights since its release.

https://twitter.com/jghassell/status/573645787164471296

https://twitter.com/jwtiger26/status/573647718159097856

https://twitter.com/Branstr/status/573652992332791808

Others went a bit more high-brow:

https://twitter.com/netculture/status/573646858418982912

At least one person tried to be different:

But most people had one line loaded and ready to go:

https://twitter.com/SJGallen/status/573640536252354561

https://twitter.com/Mersh/status/573637234819219456

https://twitter.com/rocket_man94/status/573636823689347072

And everyone assumed snakes were involved:

https://twitter.com/stonerookie/status/573634305634729985

https://twitter.com/Knizzle10/status/573635859792011264

One thing is true above all else:

Get well soon, Harrison Ford. Your internet needs you.