Want Five Hot Minutes Of Ultraman?

We could give you a plot summary of “Ultraman Zero”, but A) it’s Ultraman and B) none of the video we have is subtitled. So we’ll take our best stab at it based on just the images from the trailer:
A dude in spandex who lives in a tiara, which probably is better real estate than a Pokeball, fights an evil Ultraman with a planet-crushing space station shaped like a giant clawed hand.
Of course it’s patently ridiculous. This is Ultraman we’re talking about, the series that convinced an entire generation of kids that the Japanese all did insane amounts of acid. See for yourself how insane this gets on the next slide.

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[ via the ultramen at TwitchFilm ]