If you’re still unpacking today’s bombshell reveal of an unverified report with big implications for President-elect Donald Trump, you’re not alone. Oh, also if you’re in the mood to make a joke about watersports, you’re not alone either. We recognize that these two paths don’t always intersect.
Yes, social media has been rather bullish on the “golden showers” side of Tuesday’s report that both President Barack Obama and President-elect Donald Trump had been informed of “compromising” information Russian intelligence officials compiled on the incoming commander-in-chief. Buzzfeed would follow up on CNN’s initial reports on the details included in the documents by publishing the U.S. intelligence report and this is all anyone can talk about at the moment.
https://twitter.com/TomNamako/status/818964297527291905
We’re not here to kinkshame golden showers or anything like that, but we can’t imagine Trump was particularly pleased with how today’s gone. Wait! Why imagine when there’s Twitter right there? Hit us with that unfiltered CAPS LOCK gold, Donald!
FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
So, uh, yeah. Dude’s taking this pretty well. Naturally, Donald Trump’s personal nightmare instantly become Twitter’s favorite source of comedy inspiration. PUT ON SOME RUBBER BOOTS AND BRING ON THE TINKLE GAGS!
Michelle: Barack, did you see Twitter? *whispers "#GoldenShower"
Barack: *Eats popcorn*
Marian: What is that, 'Chelle?… pic.twitter.com/510EHO8UPN— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/818983402678452224
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah they were all yellow#GoldenShower #Trump pic.twitter.com/ens5gSovig— Insónias em Carvão (@insoniascarvao) January 11, 2017
The craziest part about Trump is he doesn't drink. Dude is having sober golden shower parties, that's wild
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/jasonrmcintyre/status/818984961164197888
Wanting to watch prostitutes pee would be in the top 5 *least* disqualifying-for-president things Donald Trump has done, easily.
— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) January 11, 2017
Seems like Trump is Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets #goldenshowers
— David Barnes-Loh (@davidbarnesloh) January 11, 2017
We’re living a reality tv show episode: “On a very special episode of ‘America,’ a Russian sex tape, a golden shower, & a VERY orange man.”
— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) January 11, 2017
Hey @eltonofficial: Agree to play the inauguration, but only to play "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
even if this golden shower story is true it is absolutely none of our business what happens in the bedroom between Trump and his daughter
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 11, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump (It makes it seem like maybe you peed on the Russian girls or they peed on one another for your pleasure, dear.)
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/jnsanchez/status/818991049431519232
[checks Twitter for first time in a few hours]
[confused by jokes]
[scrolls back]
[repulsed by jokes]
— Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) January 11, 2017
I 'm haaaaaappy again#GoldenShower #Trump pic.twitter.com/vYYZHl9ivX
— Insónias em Carvão (@insoniascarvao) January 11, 2017
Wow. Even @RealDonaldTrump's showers are golden?!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 10, 2017
Don’t worry, President-elect Trump. The adult entertainment industry has your back. Or at least your attention.
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/818978145344876545