What Kind Of Soufflé Was George W. Bush Eating When He Learned Of Bin Laden’s Death?

It’s been said that all of us will probably remember where we were and what we were doing when we learned that Osama Bin Laden had been killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan. Some have wondered where former President George W. Bush was and what he was doing when he first learned of it, and now we know: he was eating … wait for it … a soufflé!

Reports ABC News:

“I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies,” Bush said when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama, according to an ABC News contributor who attended the event.

“I excused myself and went home to take the call,” Bush said. “Obama simply said ‘Osama Bin Laden is dead.'”

Bush said Obama described in detail the secret mission to raid bin Laden’s Pakistani compound and the decision he made to put the plan into motion. He told Obama, “Good call.”

But the question remains, what kind of souffle was he eating? Also, don’t they kick your ass in Texas if you eat souffle because eating souffle will make you gay or something? I suppose being a former president provides one with some Texas tough guy leeway, but still! And we checked out the menu at the Dallas restaurant he says he was eating at and I have to say, them thar is some fancy souffles, YEEEEEHAAAW! Oh, and they also serve “fromage”?! That’s some fancy French gay cheese sh*t there, isn’t it?!

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty f*cking funny that George W. Bush eats in a restaurant that refers to cheese as fromage. I also think it’s pretty f*cking funny that there’s even a restaurant in Texas that dares to refer to cheese as fromage on it’s menu! Shouldn’t the tea party folk be protesting outside of that place on a daily basis? Everybody knows that only socialists and queers and socialist queers eat fromage! This could be definitive proof that W. is a RINO!

Regardless, I say he went with the Southwest Chicken souffle, because that just seems like “good call” in George W. Bush’s world.