Guys, not all the jokes have to be Frotcast references, but I can’t deny that they please me. On that note, I don’t expect many to get this reference to Plesse Perkins, fictional victim of a fictional tragedy that occurred at a Bass Pro Shops, as told during a Frotcast prank call, but I have to give Silance his or her props for it. From the dueling Robin Hood reboots:
silance: Yes, archery is indeed a wonderful activity for our young people to pursue, but we must ensure they always keep a safety-first mindset.
Let us never forget poor, poor Plesse Perkins and the tragic koi-induced accident that took her from us far too soon.
God bless ya, Plesse Perkins. If only those koi had attained their advertised jumping height, perhaps you would not have been run through with a tactical hunting arrow.
Damn you to hell, Richard. There will forever be blood in the pond of your treacherous koi!
We held out hope that her admittedly husky and slow-witted nature might allow her to pull through. Her size allowing her to lose much more blood than a normal child, and her brain’s limited requirement for oxygen, we hoped afforded her a fighting chance. Alas her injuries proved too grave, and her sweet, simple soul waddled up to heaven.
That might’ve been this week’s most creatively constructed joke comment. It’s just a shame that it’s so, so, insanely ridiculously esoteric.
From the Sony leak reveals Kevin Federline’s $5,000 salary for his cameo in The Interview:
Hobo Spices: I guess they figured rather than flush $5,000 down the toilet just give it to the guy cleaning them.
MissingLink:
/K-Fed walks up to bank teller
[Bank teller stares at his check in disbelief]
“Da prestige!!!!!!!!!!! Yo!”
[K-Fed goes and buys $5,000 in weed and beef jerky]
From Marky Mark seeks pardon for blinding that Vietnamese guy:
Buttockus Finch, Esq.: “Black n*ggers”? “Slant-eyed gooks”? If he’s guilty of anything, it’s redundancy. And assault/battery. And racism. And Entourage.
Stinky Pete: He tried to show true compassion, he wanted to poke out the guy’s other eye right before “The Happening.”
And last but not least, the winner, from Jason Statham’s new trailer with Sofia Vergara. This one needs the gif to explain it:
Buttockus Finch, Esq.: The “I thought it would be frio so I wore a yacket and a sweater but it is calor so I take off the yacket” subplot intrigues me.
Clearly, I enjoy comments delivered in satirically exaggerated ethnic accents. Send me your address and collect your shirt, Buttockus. As for the rest of you, nominate for next week in the comments section below. Also, there was a pretty solid fan fiction that ends in my death written by Burnsyfan in last week’s thread, so feel free free to read that if so inclined.
Guys, not all the jokes have to be Frotcast references, but I can’t deny that they please me. On that note, I don’t expect many to get this reference to Plesse Perkins, fictional victim of a fictional tragedy that occurred at a Bass Pro Shops, as told during a Frotcast prank call, but I have to give Silance his or her props for it. From the dueling Robin Hood reboots:
We held out hope that her admittedly husky and slow-witted nature might allow her to pull through. Her size allowing her to lose much more blood than a normal child, and her brain’s limited requirement for oxygen, we hoped afforded her a fighting chance. Alas her injuries proved too grave, and her sweet, simple soul waddled up to heaven.
That might’ve been this week’s most creatively constructed joke comment. It’s just a shame that it’s so, so, insanely ridiculously esoteric.
From the Sony leak reveals Kevin Federline’s $5,000 salary for his cameo in The Interview:
Hobo Spices: I guess they figured rather than flush $5,000 down the toilet just give it to the guy cleaning them.
MissingLink:
/K-Fed walks up to bank teller
[Bank teller stares at his check in disbelief]
“Da prestige!!!!!!!!!!! Yo!”
[K-Fed goes and buys $5,000 in weed and beef jerky]
From Marky Mark seeks pardon for blinding that Vietnamese guy:
And last but not least, the winner, from Jason Statham’s new trailer with Sofia Vergara. This one needs the gif to explain it:
Clearly, I enjoy comments delivered in satirically exaggerated ethnic accents. Send me your address and collect your shirt, Buttockus. As for the rest of you, nominate for next week in the comments section below. Also, there was a pretty solid fan fiction that ends in my death written by Burnsyfan in last week’s thread, so feel free free to read that if so inclined.