Birthday Dog 2, Drive Dog, Morning Links

It looks like someone tried to recreate our famous mascot. This dog’s pretty cute, but lack’s the real Birthday Dog’s gravitas. (Thanks, Burnsy)

MORNING LINKS
Mr. T. Baby Unmasked! The Follow-Up Interview |Film Drunk|

High Quality Comedy: 10 Hilarious “In Living Color” Skits |Smoking Section|

This Is Why We Love Halloween: NFL Cheerleaders Do Their Costumed Thing |With Leather|

25 Awesome, Geeky Costumes To Wear With Pride |Gamma Squad|

‘We’re A Culture, Not A Costume’ Parodies: Part Deux |UPROXX|

Oh, No: Academics Analyze ‘Jersey Shore.’ I want to melvin everyone in this story. |Warming Glow|

Scarlett Johansson talks leaked nude photos. Says they’re from three years ago. |TheSuperficial|

Horse yoga! Maybe if War Horse had taken horse yoga he wouldn’t be so warlike. |Videogum|

Six famous novels written in less than a month. |MentalFloss|

Suelynn wears bikinis. |GorillaMask|

The most menacing mustachioed villains from film and television. |ScreenJunkies|

What kids halloween costumes say about their parents. |HolyTaco|

Ice T breakdancing and party rapping in 1983. |DogandPonyShow|

Things That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage |Buzzfeed|

If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile |FARK|

Russian Army Pillow Fight! |The Daily What|

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