I didn’t get Comments of the Week up last week, so call this one Comments of the Fortnight. I’m still giving away awesome, 100% cotton FilmDrunk t-shirts for the winner, so keep your comments clever, or just buy one instead.
THIS WEEK’S WINNER: I had to go with Michelle 07 in the Chet Haze’s Twitter is Str8 Bonkerz thread (Chet Haze is Tom Hanks’ rapper son, in case you missed that, btw).
Michelle07 says, he sent me that mixtape!
Come Sail Away – Styx
One Night in Bangkok – Murray Head
Lady – Styx
Electric Avenue – Eddy Grant
Now That We Found Love – Heavy D
I Saw Your Mommy – Suicidal Tendencies
Heart and Soul – T’PauIn all honesty yes, it was pretty bonkerz. I can hear Tom now, “Damnit Chet, we named the cat BONKERZ!”
It was the last line that did it. Send me your address to collect your shirt, Michelle. I expect to see your offspring swaddled in it. The rest of you, stay tuned below for the honorable mentions.
From Joseph Gordon-Levitt in talks for The Dark Knight Rises:
Asher says: The director of Brothers Bloom is making a movie starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Paul Dano? Somewhere, a Deschanel just earned a pair of ironically hip wings.
From the Super Sexy Pictures from the Spider-Man Set:
Larry says: This I don’t need to see. Kindly turn on the dark.
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Actually, an ass that small tends to turn off the dark.
It’s not often you get a broadway joke and a race joke in the same breath.
From Hipster Ariel:
Moose says: Hipster Ariel: It’s not a Kazoo… It’s a Eunuch flute!
Thanks, Moose, I had to look that up.
From Armed Rooster Fatally Stabs Man at a Cock Fight:
Larry with: “I find the defendant–delicious!” – Judge Blart
(*uses drumstick as gavel*)
“Order in the court! Side order of gravy!”
From Russell Brand was a Handsome Boy:
Morton Salt says: You know how they say fat kids learn to be funny as a social acceptance mechanism? That’s why Brand had to lose all that weight.
Relapser says: Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass!
From Kristen Wiig Stars in Judd Apatow’s Hangover for Chicks:
Mick says: “Gosh, I hope her character is a lot like Gilly!” — no one, ever
And finally, this comment chain from Oscar shrivs are too old for Banksy’s shenanigans is everything FilmDrunk commenting is about:
Mark it Zero: Aw, f*ck. You guys are going to be really disappointed when you figure out Banksy is just Steve Jobs on ritalin.
Asher: If they don’t let him accept in person, how is Franco supposed to do the big reveal on his longest-running performance art piece? WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HOW MANY D*CKS BANKSY HAS
Stinky Peet: I wonder if Marlon Brando’s squaw is available.
Morton Salt: I wonder if Marlon Brando’s stunt was prompted by his thinking it involved a squab.
Aw, you smartasses make me want to write a funnier blog.
As always, you can use the comments section below as a place to nominate funny comments throughout the week. It’s linked in the site navigation on the sidebar.