It’s comments of the week time again, folks. Just as a reminder, I’ve still got plenty of original-print-on-100%-cotton American Apparel tee FilmDrunk shirts on sale at FilmDrunkShirts.bigcartel.com (modeled above by PaulyDangerously, below by acclaimed Hollywood megastar Chris Mintz-Plasse). Yes, I’m out of XLs at the moment (restocking soon), but I’ve got everything else from Girl’s Small through XXXL.
Now then. I’m pretty sure Donkey Hodey already has a FilmDrunk shirt, but this comment could not be denied. From The Finnish Dog Who Mocked Hitler:
Donkey Hodey says: The Americans had a problem with the dog too, as every time they would say “FDR” the dog would scoot his butt across the carpet like it was pulling itself in a wheelchair.
Historically accurate, offensive to the disabled, involves animals acting like humans — yep, pretty much all the FilmDrunk bases covered.
Read on for the honorable mentions. ONE OF THEM COULD BE YOU!!!
And speaking of offensive jokes about people with disabilities…
[From Hangover 2 Stuntman in Coma After Accident]
Larry says: In England this is known as the Oxford coma. (*adjusts monocle, Earl Grey teabags self*)
Farthammer says: That’s not a coma. THIS is a coma (*pulls out Terry Schiavo*)
Monocles and vegetables, you know, the youuuuge.
[From Burnsy’s list of the 10 Worst Movies of 2010]
Danger Guerrero says: I’m not saying I’m inspired by Burnsy’s ability to dish out hate, but I will say I just told my cup of hot chocolate to f*ck off. And I love hot chocolate.
GlennBeckHasAIDS says : If Channing Tatum was Swedish he’d be named Pure Hotnessson.
Fek’lhr says: “Watch the Hobo Play Doh Factory, live in 10 seconds from this very alley!” (*turns milk crate upside down, sits down, and takes a sh*t through it*)
Shanedugg2000 says: Aw, and i had such high hopes for this… (*frowns, farts, forgets altogether*)
Stinky Peet says: “We’ve replaced the People’s Choice award winners with the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice winners, let’s see if anyone notices…”
I’m assuming the statuette they give for this award is a chrome dildo in the shape of P. T. Barnum.
Morton Salt says: If this lady and the Avatar tattoo guy got it on, the mass of writhing flesh would resemble the people’s choice awards.
Stinky Peet says: Rigged, for her pleasure.
LongLeggedMacDaddy says: Gynomite!
JHC says: Ol’ Kenny Powers look-a-like there was trying to throw the heater in his lady friend’s catchers mitt, huh?
ChinoMoreno says: Pfffttt…explosive device, schmexplosive schmevice. Is it waterproof??
ChinoMoreno says: Does anyone know how to dismantle a cucumber? You know, just to make sure it’s still…good?
Charlie Br0nze: Hey baby, I promised you fireworks. *Terry lights fuse with cheroot, dives for cover*
I always knew you guys would be at your best discussing exploding dildos. UNTIL NEXT WEEK…
[nominate for next week’s CotW in the comments section below]