Because you guys comment so righteously, I’ve got two prizes to give away. The winners gets a choice of handsome, 100% cotton FilmDrunk shirt (
Aaaaaaanyway, here are your two winners for this week. First, in the thread for The Best Quotes from Charlie Sheen’s Howard Stern Interview:
The Jersey Devil says: Charlie Sheen will go before a judge next week to have his name legally changed to “Gnarly Sheen.”
I know that joke has been done a bunch of times by now, but I swear to you Jersey Devil was the first place I heard it, and that deserves some credit. So send me your choice of prize, JD. But I know how you Jersey types love your t-shirts. Our other winner was Fek’lhr, for whom I even overlooked that this comment broke from his “third-person Klingon” schtick.
Fek’lhr says: Flava Flav is pretty much a shoe in for the crocodile at this point.
Tick-Tock indeed (sidenote: is the crocodile that swallowed the clock not one of the most awesome characters in all of literature?). Also, the proper spelling is actually “shoo-in”, not “shoe-in,” but in this case I think it works. Runners up after the jump.
Moose says: Yo girl, I’mma call you “Smuckers”, cuz your jelly would go great with this smooth Peter Pan.
From the thread for New Transformer Has a NASCAR-bot with a mullet (Topspin):
Patty Boots: His favorite comedian is Larry the Cablebot.
ChinoMoreno says: Topspin’s hood is white.
From the the thread for John Galliano loves Hitler:
Moose says: French Ambassador: “Antisemitism and praising of Hitler will not be tolerated in France. We will aggressively pursue and arrest any offenders. (*Sees veiled Muslim woman nearby*)HEY! YOU GET THAT SH*T OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, YOU FILTHY SANDN*GGER! Where was I? Oh yeah, France is a model of tolerance and enlightenment for the rest of the world to admire and emulate.”
Moose gets political.
Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: It’s safe to say that I’m the Random Task of finger gunz.
*aims* PEW! PEW!
Ace Rimmer says: … and threatening to kill her repeatedly.
F*cking Asians with their reincarnation.
Special Runner-Up: The guy who emailed me to say: “Hey, I’ve loved filmdrunk for a while now, it’s one of my favourites. But do you mind taking yesterday’s ‘Rape Charges’ article down? I just think the content’s pretty awful and I have sisters who read this blog.”
Hey, man, I’m just a humble public servant here. It’s not like *I* gun raped anybody. In fact, I probably prevented a gun rape or two just by raising awareness. Frankly, you and your sisters should be thanking me.
ChinoMoreno says: Hey girl, I respect your purity so I won’t show you Macaque.
And finally, from The Emilio Estevez Meme: He’s Slightly Less Gnarly:
Moose says: Octagons. I stop for them.
Thanks again, folks. And if you don’t think the comments I chose were the funniest, you can always nominate the ones YOU think are funny by pasting them in the comments section below throughout the week.