Comments of the Week

Folks, you may have noticed that I’ve been a bit lax on doing comments of the week. In fact, I think the last time I did one was three weeks ago. That simply will not stand, and I apologize. I tried to make it up to you with the new graphic. This week, I’ve got either a FilmDrunk shirt (depending on size – I’m out of most sizes, but I still have lots of mediums. Get on it, medium-sized dudes!), OR I’ve got Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance on Blu-Ray. FUN FACT: The cinematographer on that was co-director of The FP Brandon Trost.

But before we get to awarding the BEST comments of the week, I thought we take this time to highlight one of those delicate souls who wandered into old post, became horrified at what he/she found, and took the time to register his/her discontent. It’d be a shame if they took all that time to register and come up with a user name and no one read it. From my 2009 post, Movies on a Plane: The Proposal:

I’d rather be on one of the 9-11 planes than any plane showing this movie.” You are pathetic to even say that you would rather be on 1 of those planes. It’s not a joke, so many people died that day because of those wussy cowards & you say that. Jackass!!!

YEAH! TAKE THAT, ATIDYLITTLESUM, if indeed you still comment here! DONNAB cares not for your edgy roast humor.

This week’s winner was tough to choose, because there were a lot of worthy comments, but I don’t know, this one just struck me funny for whatever reason. From New Images from Prometheus:

mikefnumber1 says: Michael Fassbender thinks he’s better than me because he’s a rich, handsome, famous movie star but he’s prob just overcompensating for a really tiny dick. Also he’s probably a bad actor. I’ll let you guys know after I watch this “Shame” movie.

I quite enjoyed that. So send me your address and/or shirt size, mikefnumber1, and collect your DVD and/or shirt.

First runner up: From Danzig says he would’ve played Wolverine “less gay.

Stallonewolf: Mother, tell your children not to act so gay.

Second runner up:

Patty Boots: ALPAKOUR!!!

From First storyboard from Roland Emmerich’s White House Down:

*kicks Ackbar in the face*
“Oh, I see you met da Sneaka of da House. And once I lays you dizown in the grizound, Imma find your honeydip and turn her into Secretary of Tates, ya dig?”

From The Octomom Porno something something can’t stop vomiting:

Roddy Piper: I wonder if she squirts ink.

From John Travolta tells masseuse that Hollywood is controlled by gay Jews:

Mel Gibsons Beaver Puppet: YOU LOOK LIKE A SWEATHOG IN HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA GET RAPED BY A PACK OF HAMBURGER MAKING N*GGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mel Gibsons Beaver Puppet:
IT’S KIND OF LIKE YOU BUILD A DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HIRE A GUY TO PUT A ROOF ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE ONLY BRINGS 8 INCHES OF WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That schtick really never gets old for me.

From Snow White and the Huntsman looks hilariously bad:


Here, my assessment of Snow White and the Huntsman inspired a commenter to make a list of other movies that look worse than this one. That comment drew this response:

fart balls:
hey idiot gi joe retaliation and magic mike are going to own

fuk off nerd

And once again I find that I’m a sucker for parody accounts. Nicely done. Thanks again to all the commenters, and remember to nominate for next week’s Comments of the Week in the comments section below.