We’ve got the scoop on Danny Trejo’s next project, before it even has an IMDB page. It’s called Babysitters Beware, co-starring the kid from Modern Family. Needless to say, it looks pretty legit.
“Mira, these keeds are dribeen me loco.”
“I tole you, pendejo, ees not a tumor.”
“Oye, wheech one of ju putos called for the babyseeter?” (*racks shotgun*)
“That’s right, ése, eet’s nap time.” (*racks shotgun*)
[Thanks to Marc T for the tip]