I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan (went through a boy wizard phase a few years ago, but that’s about as far as it goes), but I think I would be if it was more like this. Everyone should make angry mouth sound effects while they shoot. |Imylikecrazy|
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The best supercuts and mashups of all of 2010. Deal with it. |Uproxx|
Who’s leading the internet horse race? Is it Sarah Jessica Parker? |UproxxNews|
Important story from yesterday: Buried screenwriter found guilty of being a douche. |
Americans watch an average of 34 hours of TV per week. Jesus, that’s more than Europeans work. |WarmingGlow|
Here’s ASDF the Movie III. I don’t get it. |GorillaMask|
Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan is NOT staying in rehab. |WWTDD|
25 pictures of Courtney Love looking wasted. |HolyTaco|
Pajiba’s 10 most scathingest reviews of 2010. |Pajiba|
Top 10 Adult Swim characters that refuse to die. |AdultSwim|
An important, three-minute instructional video about being a nerd. |TheDailyWhat|
Pictured: This hands-free sandwich holder “is like a sandwich bluetooth.” It’s all fun and games until Bob Dylan starts trying to play harmonica into a French dip. |via DailyWhat|
A couple of prude-ass sluts are suing Brett Favre for being too awesome. |BostonBarstoolSports|
If “True Grit” makes you love Westerns, here are 10 essentials for true fans |Fark|
10 Funniest commercials of 2010. |Gunaxin|
Girls want to kill Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber. See? I told you that Bieber chick was a total lez. |ScreenJunkies|
Banjo Patterson in “C*ntquake” leads the nominees for the Rob Delaney awards. |RobDelaney|
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That’s nothing, George Lucas rigged up one of those baktag sandwich bluetooths to his (patent pending) “Pez-Like Oreo Dispenser”. Now he can have both hands free when he is hacking down cattle with a machete!
“The OReo…the OReo…”
Speaking of George Lucas, I was watching a celebration of 25 years of Pixar and Lucas popped up on it. After Disney fired John Lasseter for having talent, imagination and foresight, he went to work for Lucasfilm. Lucas actually said he didn’t have the money* to fund Lasseter’s project and sold the animation group to Steve Jobs. All’s well that ends well.
*Eh!?!
I’m having difficulty believing Fek’s story – There’s no way that wire fit around Lucas’ neck.